There are plenty of good reasons to be racist, and there’s no better way to prove that your race is superior, than to take a closer look at other races.
Do you honestly think the human race is inferior to other races?
Lookie at the Wookiee cookie.
It’s a ball of fur that can’t speak an earthly language. How humans communicate with this thing is beyond my understanding. Might as well be speaking French.
I can’t imagine snogging a Wookiee woman. All that facial fur tangling with my facial fur. Siesa gagga poefie.
Check out the Hutt below.
Clearly, (most) human females are FAR superior to this green thing.
For the love of sanity, her father and mother are slugs.
Of course I’m going to be racist! There’s no WAY I’d marry an abomination like this.
Can you imagine visiting your in-laws for Christmas? Your half-human, half-snail kids sliding around the house, inspired by Turbo, but unable to perform like him.
So you have these snail kids with severe Dunning-Kruger, cos they think they can be fast, but they’re as slow as a tortoise.
And you sit down for mealtime, which is prolly going to be vegan.
But it tastes bland, so you ask one of your little ones to pass the salt, but the cap is broken, and the salt spills out. And… And…
Tragic. So tragic.
You, standing beside the little grave next to your wife, who’s crying snot and tears (So. Much. Snot.) at the loss of your little snail daughter who died because her daddy couldn’t handle insipid salad.
Lastly, there are the Klingons.
I’m sorry if this makes me sound racist, but just look at the Klingon chick below.
I’d be staring at the mountain range on her forehead the whole date. I’d never get past that.
“So, how many hikers get lost up there every year? Huh? No, I mean, the, uh, the planet you’re from.”
Give me a human woman any day.
So you see, there are PLENTY of reasons to be racist.
You can say with confidence that the human race FAR surpasses any of the other races ever portrayed in media.
Another question lingers: Are you ethnically superior?
That’s a hard no.
In the eyes of our Creator, Yahweh, we’re all equal.
Equally sinful, equally deserving of damnation, and equally able to be saved by grace.